VABN dictionary

Written by Chay on Thursday, 29 of November , 2007 at 11:43 am

We’ve introduced most of these words before. And we even promised to have them in one spot.

So here it is - the VABN dictionary
This is a “living” list so words and phrases will be added and some might even evolved, so check back once in awhile. We’ll post a link on the sidebar for easy access.

Updated: 02/17/08

&&Annie - noun. Taken after the middle name of the recipient of most of the messages coming from the device, this single reference is only use when it’s absolutely necessary. When occupied with said device, individual might display some symptoms of VHS. see also Annie&Davey

&&Davey - noun. Taken after the middle name of the recipient of most of the messages coming from the device, this single reference is only use when it’s absolutely necessary. When occupied with said device, individual might display symptoms of ZAP. see also Annie&Davey

Annie&Davey - noun. - refers to the electronic devices seen in the possession of Zac & Vanessa, the “Efrons”. When they are apart, look for this to be seen in their hands always. Considered as one entity, but if there’s a dire need to mention or notate them separately please make sure you keep in mind the “&&” prefix. see also &&Annie and &&Davey. alternative name: the American iPhone Sweethearts

Bleuman – noun. Corbin Bleu

Boyfriend – noun. Zachary Efron

carrot cake - both a source of weakness and strength, kryptonite

cinnamon rolls - noun. official breakfast food of vanashbrenique staff and readers. delectable treat enjoyed by one Boyfriend and Girlfriend at Paty’s.

Corrie – noun. Use to refer to a very enthusiastic fan. Derived from the character that Vanessa Hudgens play in The Suite Life – the ultimate fangirl ever. See episode #12: A Kept Man for future reference

eat the cookie - an expression referring to the look of both longing and desire by an individual towards another. see also Eye!Sex

Efronem - adj. Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind.

Eye!Groping - verb. along the same lines as Eye!Sex, but enhanced to the point of going in for the kill. The one who initiates will show advancement and lick his/her lips multiple times before devouring and melting in the others presence

Eye!Sex – noun. the heated intercourse of two individuals looking at each other longingly, almost to the point of penetrating lasers into the other. Most frequently seen between Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens

Girlfriend – noun. Vanessa Anne Hudgens

Hawaii – noun .vacation spot of choice. Can also be use instead of the word ”confirm” or “confirmation”. Ex. There were some speculations on the real score of Zanessa pre-Hawaii. We will get homes there some day. Zac’s even paying!

her Gorgeousness - noun. Refers to the goddess that is Vanessa Hudgens.

Hollywood - nickname of Zac Efron. Only used to demand said person’s attention in situations. see also Boyfriend

Jason Bourne – verb. To hurt someone physically using all the moves learned from movie of same name. A more brutal action than Wendy Wu. It’s also one of Zanessa’s favorite movie. see also Wendy Wu

Kuuipo (koo-oo-ee-poh) – noun. A Hawaiian word for “sweetheart” which is engraved on the ZV rings. Also refers to the fans of the couple – Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens

Kuuipo-cide - noun. the crime of a kuuipo killing another kuuipo. this crime may be committed in the following ways, to wit:
1) posting thud-worthy picspams of the gorgeous couple
2) posting awesome zv/tg fanfics for those needing their fanfic fix
3) posting LoL- worthy captions
4) posting basically anything related to zv

Kuuipo rings – noun. The rings worn by Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens; OZVK the real significance of said rings. See also ZV rings.

London – noun. Use to refer to a place where something magical and unexplainable happened. Future home of the Efrons.

London-Clap – verb. A way to show excitement

Look of Love – noun. See Eye!Sex

matchmaker goddess divine – noun. See Tizzy

MIM (the Music in Me) - noun. a High School Musical fandom and cast fanfic archive.

Only Zac & Vanessa Know (OZVK) – an expression to say we are just speculating on a Zanessa matter

Peebles!Zac – noun. refers to Zac Efron with a Peebles Flinstone ponytail on top of his head. We all look away from it, so can you.

Relationship Management (RM) – noun. the team made of Chay & Jill-Renay, with Crystal for extreme situations. Minions include Paula, Anne, Rachel, Sarah and most, if not all of the Fanforum girls(FF girls). Inclusive team for Boyfriend & Girlfriend.

Sexy Sister – noun. also known as Monique Coleman. Filled with sass and just enough glares for Boyfriend. Is also a moonlighter on the relationship management team.

So Jessica Alba Fantastic (SJAF) – an expression similar to Vanashbrenique derived from a line in one of Tizzy’s songs.

So-Brenda-Song-awesome – adj. alternate form of vanashbrenique. Said only in extreme situations to emphasize your excitement.

Super 6 – noun. The principal cast of the HSM movies: Ashley, Corbin, Lucas, Monique, Vanessa & Zac

the American iPhone Sweethearts - noun. see Annie&Davey

Tizzy – noun. nickname for Ashley Tisdale, responsible for the matchmaking of Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens. We owe her chocolates and a massage. see matchmaker goddess divine.

VABN – abbreviation of Vanashbrenique, usually use to refer to the blog

VABN’d - Pertaining to the blog So VanAshBreNique. Normally requires something of value for the blog itself; the act of citing under ’source’ line. May or may not come with lots of praise and *yayme* London Tipton’s clap from the staff.

VABN confession - a declaration of or the act of sharing your obsession/fascination/support to your favorite VABN star. You “confess” by sending a short note, a video, or a banner/artwork - no bigger than 500 x 250, to VABN for publication on the blog

Vanashbrenique – fantastic, outrageous, terrific. Use in the place of ‘awesome’ in speech.

Vanashnique – the former form of vanashbrenique;

Vanessa Hudgens Syndrome (VHS) - noun. An affliction characterized but not limited to mouth twitching when mentioning the word “Vanessa” or “Vanessa Hudgens”, the change in pitch when saying said word, and some blushing and eyes sparkling. most prominent in Zac Efron.

Wendy Wu – verb. Derived from a movie with Brenda Song as title character. It refers to any martial arts moves done to harm someone. See also Jason Bourne.

Wildcats – noun. The core 10 cast members of the High School Musical Movies, including Kenny Ortega.

Wolves with cameras - noun. also know as paparazzi or photogs. Mostly travelling in packs, they are actually men (and sometimes women) whose sole purpose it seems is to ambush our favorite celebrities with camera flashes and the lamest questions to get some sort of reaction from their subject. They do somehow bring some sort of joy to us but hardly to the celebrities.

Zacopia (ZAP) - noun. An affliction characterized but not limited to mouth twitching when mentioning the word “Zac” or “Zac Efron”, the change in pitch when saying said word, giddiness, some blushing, glowing smile and eyes sparkling. most prominent in Vanessa Hudgens.

Zanessa – noun. Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens. We will go Jason Bourne on you if you actually don’t know this one. Alternate word: the Efrons

Zanesschizophrenic (ZSP) - noun. sickness or ailness of kuuipos; pertaining to the syndrome related but not limited to Young Hollywood Power Couple, Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Zac Efron; a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: excessive picture posting, disorganized speech, constant babbling and tongue-tied-ness concerning said Power Couple. Halluncinations also come into play.

ZV Rings – the kuuipo rings worn by Zanessa

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