Here’s another entry of our guest VABN blogger, Malia from ZacandVanessaSupporters blog is giving us something to think about again.
Zachary David Alexander Efron, I’m going to give you some serious advice on how to handle your Heartthrob, Sexy-Guy, He’s-So-Hot, Big-Movie-Star, I-Want-His-Body status. Certain things you are NOT allowed to do. Ever. If you do, bad things will happen. Not to you, but to the world in general.
First and foremost, if you EVER (God forbid) work opposite any female co-star and there’s a kissing scene, OMG, the earth will STOP. And then start turning in the opposite direction. Rivers will flow upstream. The sun will stop shining. The moon will cease to glow.
And that’s not the worst. Little girls who are fans of your female co-star will declare that you are deeply, irrevocably, head-over-heels in love with her. I know, to you, it was only a movie kiss. Wasn’t that what you called it? A movie kiss? But, never mind what you say or think or want. Or that you’ve been with the same sweet girlfriend for the past three years. That doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. The frantic little co-star fan girls will start blog sites on which they gleefully hate on your current girlfriend, plan her slow, painful demise and send up prayers to the god and goddess of hate that you dump her. Or at least get down and dirty and cheat on her. With said co-star.
Second, don’t ever be seen in public with a female who is not your beautiful, voluptuous, exotic girlfriend. I don’t care if said female is a complete stranger walking by, a coworker, a photographer, your publicist, your assistant or Sister Magdalene from the local church. 
Being spotted with another female is tantamount to CHEATING. You didn’t know that? What are you, an adult? Well, about a zillion of your fans are not. So, here’s how to remedy the situation and make your young fans feel more secure about your love life. A quick Karate chop to the obtrusive female’s neck would suffice. Followed by a very loud disclaimer of “I’m not with her.” That should do the trick. Especially if the paps are videotaping you.
Finally, don’t ever ever ever call anyone except beautiful Lady Vanessa with the gorgeous legs. I mean, you should NOT have anyone else’s phone number in that little gadget except stunning girlfriend’s. Right? I know, I know . . . you have an agent, a manager, a publicist, an attorney, a family and lots of friends. You know directors, writers, producers and co-workers past and present. But you MUST never call any of them. I mean, it’s OK for me to call my co-workers, but not you.
See, you don’t have a “normal” life anymore. That concept is a thing of the past. You belong to us. And you HAVE to please all of us.
Even your little co-star fan girls.
We all own you.
Krystal 
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RKV
Malia I saw the “humour”, if that’s what you want to call it.
Of course you didn’t mention any names…but I can’t imagine that any other co-star would inspire this “satire”.
And one last thing…the moon doesn’t glow…it reflects the light of the sun.