Have I told you about my quest to be the most powerful person in the world? Have I? Well, now you know. It is what I was born to do!
But I have to be realistic and acknowledge that I have to start somewhere. I think Forbes Most Powerful Celebrity list should be a good start, don’t you think? I mean they already recognize several VABN stars as such (namely: Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, Zac Efron and Ashley Tisdale) – I’m sure I could get on there. I was probably #101 anyway.

I mean, how hard is it to convince a handful of people in a conference room that I’m powerful. I’m sure a couple of broken kneecaps or knuckles would do the trick…don’t you think so?
Anyway, KUDOS to Miley, Kevin, Joe, Nick, Zac and Ashley (and Matt Damon too) – for the recognition. Hope to see you on the list again next time.
Ok…off to figure out who to kick off the list. Hmmm Oprah looks like a good target.
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theres really no need at all for such rudeness, ali. if LOLA thinks vanessa should have been on the list, then she has all the right in the world to say it. i think she should have been too. i know thats not going to change anything, but im still allowed to think it, to say it AND to post it.