Okay, Zac. I’m ready with all the details now. I was just waiting to confirm with the restaurant on the table not in back, but in the middle of the crowd, just like you wanted. But I’m here and ready to present you with the Valentine’s package that we’ve been planning since…..um…..was it December? Yep, it was. Remember you wanted to do something really special on her birthday but then you got sidetracked and had me and Chay running around trying to cancel those plans. Thanks for dinner by the way

But now, we’re all set and I get if you still wanna go with Chay’s plans, but just think of the ones here and compare and contrast right? Okay, so let’s first start with the city - where should you go? I know London and Austin are easy but why not go big…..to the Big Apple. It’s your first Valentine’s Day together since what, 2006? You both need this. And so does RM.

Your flight is booked in like a half hour, so you better be at the airport waiting and reading this at the same time. Vanessa’s is little later, but you both shall be in New York City by at least 9 am tomorrow morning. Now, Vanessa, may get a better night’s sleep than you because she’ll be there in less than three hours, and you’ll still be on the Concord, but hey. It’s a sacrifice you’re willing to take. You said so yourself

Okay, let’s start with your hotel. We have a new “minion” to our staff and I love her (Kisses for Betty!). You should too. She found you this unbelievable and can’t-pass-up deal from the Library Hotel in NY:

The Erotica Package

Rates from $449 - $799 + tax/night based on room type and availability.

Experience the Erotic Literature Room, the Love Room, or any room you choose (based on availability), with this special package which includes many gifts to take home to keep the passions burning:

• A chilled bottle of Mionetto Prosecca from Italy upon arrival
• 1 dozen Red Roses
• Strawberries, and a bowl of whipped cream
• Kama Sutra Love Essentials Package: this irresistible set of Kama Sutra’s all-time favorites includes a sprinkling of sweet, edible Honey Dust, tongue-tempting Original Oil of Love and a lubricating Love Liquid.
• Erotic Dice (yours to take home)
• Erotic Moods: The Very Best of Nusound.
• A book of Exotic Chocolates from Vosges Haute-Chocolat
• Two plush Library Hotel bath robes (yes, yours to take home)
• Kama Sutra Pocket Guide

I know, it may be a bit much. But hey, you said yourself you really wanted this and this was a really good deal. Remember our budget? K. We could’ve had you go with the Broadway Package, but I really don’t want to send you to see Hairspray, even if Vanessa insisted on it.

You can enjoy your activities during the whole day, you know, eat some chocolate, play some games, read that pocket guide if you really want to. BUT, when 5:30 rolls around, both of you are to be dressed for a night on the town. Your suit is packed and folded up neatly in the luggage compartment. You’ve got a nice suit too, if I must say Vanessa’s is already at the suite, waiting on her. We had it special and one of our new “stylists” picked it out for her. I must say that she’ll be gorgeous in it. You can be Droopy Dog then, k? So, at 5:30, you’re asking where you’re going - well, before your three course meal (sans dessert, because that’s a surprise back at the hotel) at One if By Land, you’ll be two of the last people to ever see RENT on Broadway, as the show is sadly closing on June 1st. Consider yourself really lucky because I really had to pull strings to get these tickets. I know, I know, you love me.

After the show, a maybe a meet-and-greet with the cast (so up to you, if you want) you and your lady love can head back to the restaurant and taste that food that I’m dying to know about. It looks sooooooooooo good in the pictures! But remember, don’t get dessert. I’ve told the manager that you’re not supposed to get any either, just in case you are planning on wiggling around these plans that you wanted me to come up with. I know you all too well. After a carriage ride back to the hotel (who does not want a carriage ride in NYC on Valentine’s Day with the one you love?), you’ll be escorted back up to your hotel room where the dessert - the best dessert ever that you should never ever say no to, will be waiting for you. A half-cake of the delectable Tiramisu, with fresh strawberries and chocolate sauce on the side along with two dozen red roses and a new romantic feel to the room - candlelight does the trick - you are ready to go for the night! See, you still love me.

And best yet? You’ll have the whole weekend since I, um,….took the liberty of talking with your director and you have until Monday to get back to London. Vanessa’s filming has also agreed. So there you have it. A complete, Valentine’s Day package just for you and Vanessa. What do ya think? Too much? Not enough? Too rushed? If it’s the latter, just remember, you’re the one who had to sign up for 3 movies in a row.

Ashley&Jared, we have something for you as well. Give us a buzz, k? Also, Brenda and Monique - when ya finally get’cha a man, let us know. We have awesome references

source: betty, The Library Hotel, One if by Land, Ticketmaster

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