Dear Vanessa,
Yep, I’m writing you a letter instead of talking to you in person about this. I figured this kind of stuff needs to be documented and well, this happens to be my Christmas gift to Chay too(you’ll see why in a bit).
So according to the Chayster, it’s been 20 days since you’ve been photographed with Boyfriend. While that really doesn’t bother me, since I know where you spend your evenings anyway – the absence of any new Zanessa picture for that long is really getting to some people. They even have “kuuipo therapy” now! Yeah, quite surreal!
Now, I really couldn’t care less how the others are feeling about this “Zanessa drought” – but I do care about how Chay feels. And I think it’s really getting to her too. And how is that? Well, she’s been awfully quiet. Really quiet. Quiet/silent Chay is a scary Chay. You read that right! Me, who we all know is one of the most fearless person, is afraid of the quiet Chay.
So if maybe you could make some arrangements this week to get your picture taken with Boyfriend – that would be really great. Make sure there’s some hand-holding too – the kuuipos seem to like that. Hopefully it will be just the thing to get Chay out of this withdrawal she’s in. Oh, if Boyfriend ask (not that he would hesitate doing any of these anyway) - tell him the directives are from me. 
Now, isn’t that a great Christmas gift for Chay? Yeah, I though so. Don’t you just think I give the best gifts ever?
Speaking of gifts, don’t expect too much from the Chayters, not the best gift-giver, that one. And don’t you dare say anything about me begging you to do this. I don’t beg.
From someone who wears a size 5 CL shoes,
crystal
Sue 
Paula 
Vivi 
betty 
genevieve
actually theres a video of zac dropping her off, in her house a couple of days ago, let me find the link