After several arm-twisting, the 2nd installment of What To Expect When Dating Hearthrob is finally here.

Are you excited? Say you are. Okay, good.

So let’s get to it, shall we?

What To Expect When Dating a Hearthrob

This one is a doozy; so it gets its own entry - Expect.the.unexpected –

So we have established that when dating a heartthrob there won’t be any sort of public admission of your relationship. He will not even talk about how he really feels about you – except for maybe a “very very sexy woman” comment in say, RollingStone?When around wolves with cameras and/or his adoring fans of the female variety, it will be the norm to not seek his hands or even be right next to him.- Unless of course strong winds from the east and northeast reaches the area.It will start innocently enough, say, a dinner to a paparazzi haven perhaps? Maybe he will hold your hand going in and coming out of the place, especially when you get blinded by all the flashbulbs. In several occasions he might even seek your hand to hold and use his term of endearment for you. How about a date to a lingerie show? It might happen. And maybe someone will witness you two - “carelessly cuddling” at this very sexy show.Normal activities such as shopping and going for breakfast at your favorite French bakery, becomes a small riot with the pack of wolves that will always be after you. But fear not, he will be there holding your hand until he has to absolutely let go.

Now, you’re asking what will bring this unexpected turn of events… the hand holding is not unusual, after all, that is probably one of his favorite things to do. It’s the hand holding while the wolves are around that might throw you for a loop.

I have several explanations, which may or may not be his actual reasoning. But we both know, I’m the SME (subject matter expert) when it come to these things – so I say it’s the combination of all these:

• Hitting a milestone – leaving your teen years could be life changing
• Competition – his realization that if he doesn’t show you off, there are quite a few who are able and willing to do so. Good ole competition can bring out the extreme in some people.
• A threat or two – somebody threatens to cut his locks or maybe steal his entire beanie hat collection
• The Sta Ana winds – of course it has to be all the air from the desert and mountains
• A surgical operation – magnets were surgically inserted in both of your hands.

Or maybe he’ll get to a point where he’ll just go with his gut and let himself do what he really wants - cameras, haters, bashers be damn.

So there you have it, my dear readers.

Now go back to your heartthrob, his hands are probably getting cold.

The best person you’ve ever met,

crystal

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