Look, it’s a new Letter! YAY!
Dear Zachary and Vanessa;
Okay, so it’s been a while since you’ve gotten one of these from me, let alone Chay or even, yes, Zachary, I’m bringing her into it - Crystal. Okay, so, you two have some explaining to do. Serious explaining. I’m not talking about the mess your apartment was in Mr. Efron - we will tackle that at another time, another place, were there aren’t kids under 13 reading this. 
I’m giving you fair warning there. What am I talking about? I’m talking about this - and this - and don’t even get me started on THIS! Do you two know that you’re going to have me committed? That’s not a good thing so stop laughing Zachary. I am not above pulling your middle names out.
Shall I make a list? Because you both know that I’m good at making lists…..you did check your things-to-do list, right? Check it and let’s move on….
1. ILY! I know, like that wasn’t totally obvious
2. Zachary, you’re learning so well! I’m so proud. I feel like I should give you an award for finally, emphasis on the finally, flaunting what you got. Yeah, boy, that’s that gorgeous creature next to you who we’re all going to steal her legs and bag one day, so hold on tight and show her off some. You know it makes you happy….I know it makes me happy.
3. You owe me a new keyboard….scratch that, make that three keyboards. I’m still sick! (see Zac & Vanessa boards for proof)
4. Vanessa, you goddess you, heck, I have nothing to tell you except you and Shadow 
- LOVE It! Make Zac babysit more often, k? And where are my bubble wrap pictures? You promised to send me those.
5. We’ve coined a new term to be added to the VABN Dictionary of Must-Have-In-Your-Vocabulary-To-Be-Cool (this will make it to print, watch). Zanesschizophrenic. I know, it’s like the hardest thing to say and even hard to type but it has a purpose. It also comes with an abbreviation - ZSP.
Zanesschizophrenic, or ZSP, verb. Definition: sick; pertaining to the syndrome related but not limited to Young Hollywood Power Couple, Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Zac Efron; a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: excessive picture posting, disorganized speech, constant babbling and tongue-tied-ness concerning said Power Couple. Halluncinations also come into play.
See, this is what you’re doing to me and to several hundred, thousands of fangirls/guys everywhere! And while we don’t want you do stop, just take it easy for us and me, especially. You know my condition already, did you have to worsen it? Chay’s been trying all day to calm me down with no success. We shall chat soon, k? I’ll be handing you my Christmas list
Love,
us.
oh, p.s. zachary, your ring - check the shower again, this time without said goddess above. and also, we know you love the gym and to work out and such, but you’re already ripped. there’s no need to kill yourself, okay? we love you too much and just think of what….wait, no, don’t think…just don’t kill yourself.
More pics of Zac and his latest venture to the gym, I know, roll eyes now, are Here @ the VABN Gallery.
source: justjared.com
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that was great. thank you. i’m soooooo glad you gave our illness an acronym, b/c i was like how the heck do you pronounce that
i’m also happy to see that you realized we should all be committed rather than admitted. ha.
thanks again.
EEEE! They’re just so… *dreamy!sigh*
I now know what you mean about being sick. *sigh* They’re too freaking adorable for words. And of course after seeing those pics I’ll be grinning for the rest of the night, and won’t be able to study.
Clearly being on hiatus is bad for me, and good for you guys. Everytime I go away big things happen. *pout*
I told you my sickness was real! Now get studying so you can get back sooner and swoon with us