The best of both world…

Eeer not exactly!

Miley, Miley… We at VanAshBreNique love you! We really do. I mean why do you think we got excited when you finally kissed Jake Ryan? (ok, that was Hannah Montana, but you know what I mean). We think you got mad talent; you deserve all the success and recognition.

But must you break our hearts by showing up on national TV like some reject from the 80’s TV show, Dynasty? Now, you don’t have to tell me, vintage is chic - half of the clothes in my closet is vintage.

Is that dress even vintage? Is that even a dress?

Well, vintage or not, you should have left it in the trash.

Harsh? Hold on to the tomatoes and oranges; I’m not done.

Girl, you said it yourself - tha dress is uncomfortable AND too big! If you knew that, then why did you wear it? You knew you were going to be strutting your stuff on stage at the TCA with boyfriend Nick, and his cute brothers. Why did you have to wear something that you had to adjust to avoid any “wardrobe malfuntion”, and made Nick slightly embarassed to be standing next to you?

So you’re just 14. Now I’m not going to tell you, you should have dress your age. Because you are not the typical 14 year old! You’re Miley Cyrus, the superstar! But come on! There has to be loads of cute (and kinda sexy) outfits at your disposal that just screams “Yes look at me - I am a goddess! Now worhship me” not “Yes, this is my corner so unless you…” (you get my drift).

Okay, maybe you had some help picking that thing (see I can’t even call it a dress anymore). If the person who “helped” you is in your payroll, please fire her. I’ll help you pick your outfits gratis - yes for free! I’ll do that just for you!

I wish you could have at least called Vanessa Hudgens, who looked stunning (the usual lately) by the way. Or you could have called Ashley Tisdale in Montreal and ask for her advice. The Tizz gives great fashion advice too. You have so many options, it’s a shame you didn’t use any of them.

But I should be thankful though that you didn’t come as Hannah Montana, right?

Or even as “rocker chick” Miley?

I’m not even going to say anything about your make-up and hair. It’s too much for my heart.

source:HannahMontana.net

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1. Hannah is not going away…
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Reader's Comments

1. 

   I totally agree with you, the outfit was… too big.. and the shoes didn’t matched at all..
2. Zara on 29 Aug 2007 12:49 pm
3. 

   i am your ssssuuuuuuuuppppppeeeerfan hannah
4. andriescu katerina on 31 Oct 2008 4:38 pm