First of all, congratulations to us for our 100th posting in less than 3 months. We are fierce, ya’ll! But most importantly, CONGRATULATIONS for having me as the new “contributor” - as in me, Crystal. Yes, the always fantabulous, almost charming at times - Ms Assembly Plant!

And because I’m also special - no not the same “special” you heard your teacher referred you as, in grade school ::rolleyes:: - my great friend, Anne a.k.a. Ms. Venezuela, gave me a gift. Thanks Anne! KISSES! (but air kisses only, we don’t want to mess up our make-up).

So anyway, here I am showing off my gift. Please note Anne is the best caption maker in the land. Also, the “she”, Boyfriend is referring to in the following convo - is yours truly!Uhm, yeah. ENJOY!

V: ok honey! you need to calm down! just relax…
Z: how can I relax Vanessa??? It doesn’t come off!!
V: Well, did you try dishwashing liquid or olive oil like I told you?
Z: I’ve tried everything! I can’t even twist it around…because she used freaking glue for the freaking ring on my FREAKING finger!!
V: well…that should teach ya’!

Make sure you leave comments - telling me how great I am (and my blogging skills). If you don’t I might just go Jason Bourne on you!

By the way, Chay wants me to tell you that the picture was taken last Friday when Girlfriend was on her way to a business meeting. Girlfriend also visited the Fox Searchlight offices last Wednesday. So she’s not slacking off y’all.

Oh and if you want to see more pics they’re over here.

She also would like to know if you like the changes around here (and there better be no suggestion about firing me). Ok, I’m out!

source: JustJared.com; Anne @ FF

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